Yes...they went there!

Now it has come to this, and we might be going to hell for it.

Chocolate has been taken out of the comfort zone. The innocently seductive and mildly lustful nature of chocolate has now been sullied and taken into a fetishly puerile world that I might not be ready for.

May I introduce you to the chocolate anus?

Yes, you heard me...

The rear end has now been immortalised by UK company Bisous in Belgian chocolate form with The Incredible Edible Anus. Bisous believe that the life-like anus range "can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, and sexual orientation." I suppose there's nothing like a brown-eye to bring about brotherly love amongst citizens.

And if eating it isn't enough, you can now permanently pay homage to the bot-bot by purchasing the limited edition Solid Silver Anus, "a unique and thought-provoking gift". Now I know what I'm putting on my wedding registry!

If you need any more convincing, check out some of the bumtastic testimonials from their website:

‘Say 'Thank You' with a box of delightful chocolate starfish.’
Bizarre Magazine

‘Edible Anus Chocolates - World's Most Unique Gift Idea! They would make the PERFECT gift for your proctocologist. ’
Kristie Leong M.D.

mm...kay...

These chocolate bot-bots are available in milk, dark and white chocolate and available online or from the erotically tasteful adult shop Coco de Mer. Now cue the gratuitous comments and equally unsavoury photos of people consuming it!

Oh...chocolate starfish...now I get it....