It has finally come to this and we might be going to hell for it. Chocolate has been taken out of its comfort zone. The innocently seductive and mildly lustful nature of chocolate has now been sullied and taken into a fetishly puerile world that I might not be ready for.
This is definitely not one to give to the grandparents or in-laws as gifts (unless it was their thang ya know *wink*). And it is certainly not kiddie-christmas-stocking friendly,
May I introduce you to the chocolate anus?
You heard me.
The almighty rear end has now been immortalised by UK company Bisous in Belgian chocolate form with The Incredible Edible Anus (hold the jokes). Bisous believe that the life-like anus range “can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, and sexual orientation.” I suppose there’s nothing like a brown-eye to bring about brotherly love amongst citizens.
And if eating it isn’t enough, you can now permanently pay homage to the bot-bot by purchasing the limited edition Solid Silver Anus, “a unique and thought-provoking gift”. Now I know what I’m putting on my wedding registry!
If you need any more convincing, check out some of the bumtastic testimonials from their website:
‘Say ‘Thank You’ with a box of delightful chocolate starfish.’
Bizarre Magazine
Bizarre Magazine
‘Edible Anus Chocolates – World’s Most Unique Gift Idea! They would make the PERFECT gift for your proctocologist. ’
Kristie Leong M.D.
Kristie Leong M.D.
mm…kay…
These chocolate bot-bots are available in milk, dark and white chocolate and available online or from the erotically tasteful adult shop Coco de Mer (no I’m not being sponsored for this post but I feel it’s important news that all self-respecting foodies should know about). Personally I like to thank them because how else would I be able to cram so many low end jokes in one post? Pun intended.
Oh…chocolate starfish. Now I get it….
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um… right. the levels to which marketers wil stoop to is quite, um, asstounding. lol.
eewww, i really do not want to know how you come across the chocolate.
Oh…my…god…I’ve never been eye to eye with um…a brown-eye before…so um…is that what it looks like? Oh my…
Ahem…well…that’s something I never expected to come out as chocolate!
It would really challenge my love of chocolate. The question is: who was the model? Ewwwwwwwwww . . .
They totally went there! OMG! I can’t stop laughing, this is so wrong!
ahhhh! gross :|
Oh dear! But really, the perfect Secret Santa gift for the buttkisser in your office no? lol
I also think this would make a perfect gift for my sweet-tooth grandmother. Then again…maybe not…
I had to delurk to say jebus christ, r u serious?!!
I can think of a few immature boys in my family that would get a kick out of this! Lol you’ve made my day!
Hi Helen – LOL score! Well done hahaHi Billy – I assure you the way I came across this was purely innocent!Hi Rosa – Umm…I assume so? LOLHi Dapper – Neither did I! What will they think of next?!Hi Tangled Noodle – Now that I don’t want to know lol!Hi nutritionkitchen – LOL! Hi Shez – I’m sure it tastes nice :pHi Lorraine – Lol I agree!Hi Mish – Umm…no I don’t think so lol!Hi Anonymous – I’m glad this forced you out of the lurking shadows! And I thought the same when I first saw it!Hi Francesca – glad to be of help! :)
Thanks. Now, I’ll never look at another anus the same way agai- Chocolate! I mean chocolate!
Hi Simon – hehe oops :)